Bluf Bluf Bluf.....Hey Its a JOKE!

Recently I wasted my precious time by searching some good and nonsense jokes and I found some ( is it funny to you? don't care) It's kinda Love letter or is it? anyway lets get some laugh coz' its good for our health! just laugh when you read it, but im not forcing you to laugh or may be you should laugh but its upto you that you should laugh or not.....here it is-

Dearest YYYYY:

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 03th of April 2005. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 31st of March 2005 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us . Later, based on your attitude, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer .

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely,
[XOX]

AND

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda),

you are my TVS SCOOTY(first love) and my AIWA (pure passion ).

I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI( better than >the
best ).

You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me

And that's a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh ) feeling for me.

I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried
about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my
father who is CEAT (born tough),

but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine ) and the rest of
our family members were KELVINATORS (the coolest ones).

If our fathers say no, let's just run away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's
make things better).

They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage )
but I believe in COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye).

Trust in God who's always NOKIA (connecting people) to love each
other.

And do not forget that we are WILLS ( made for each other ).

Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that
love is the DAIRY MILK (real taste of life ) ,SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and
PARX (always comfortable).

So never forget me.
Ok bye!
I wrote little but actually PEPSI ( yeh dil mange more )!!.

Yours
LG (digitally yours).